They call me SWExile in the Bed... My name is Patric and I am an actual 'exiled' Swede since 10 years. I came to the States in the fall of '88 to attend college and never left. After completing my B.A in Biology at Bard college I married Cathryn, my wife of 7 years, and proceeded to attend The Program in Cellular and Molecular Biology at the University of Wisconsin - Madison. I just recently defended my thesis (in Immunology), so I suppose it's Dr. SWExile from now on... ROFLMAOWe own three Great Pyrenees and four cats who still serve as substitutes for children.
My Favorite Rooms...I tend to simply bounce with all the latex items, sheep and other dregs that populate the Waterbed with some frequency. I have been know to stray to the Hot Tub and Venus in moments of desperation.
My Favorite Roomies...
The list is lengthy (I should check what all you other guys are listing... ;-)
Let's see... a select few of the other males (so they claim to be at least): BatGuano and I likely shared a split personality in a previous life, Pussboy who is learning to insult people in Swedish now, Augury and his speedy fingers that many times are witty too (!), TreeStump whose acroing ability far exceeds mine - that is naturally also true of Keepemcool, Brewsky, Gwizz and Screem...
The girls in the room (mind you, no particular order! Wait! Alphabetically! LOL): *Balitori* who has never been known to leave either fresh-breathed males or sheep alone, 1sweetgal whose exceedingly pronounced twang doesn't show when acroing... j/k sweetie! LOL, Babykins who wins when she manages to focus on the letters for the acro and not the come-ons by Pussboy, Gwyn who is EZ to get to go Down... Under! ;-), Jenee whose skin I bruise with searing remarks on a regular frequency, Lissee who is more quiet than she must be in person (right?), Lizzybo who can beat anyone in speed while typing one-handed (which she likely does at times... ;-), Petite&Sweet who needs to make sure the kids don't join in the Bed activities... ;-), Puddinz and her inseparable friend, the inflatable latex democrat loverboy (she only uses him to make the sheep jealous), Pussboy (no, wait, he's a sheep! LOL), Sahfyre...what can I say... FUCK YOU TOO! ;-), Temptress814 - a real acro-pro (on the level of 1sweetgal, Augury and BatGuano), and Tweeety who will "stump" anyone trying to get her man... [where do you chicks come up with these names!!! ROFLMAO]
Things I hate....
Intolerance and incompetence. I can't stand incompetence! Incompetent people should just be taken outside, lined up and shot! There is no room in this world for intol... incompetence!!! LOL
Oh, yea... I also have no time for poor quality latex...
Things I like... Life.


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