Once upon a time in an Acrophobia, far, far far away.
There was a girl named Puddinz. People said that she
was very Petite&Sweet, and that she was a very
EroticGirl. So she decided to go out for the night,
so she dressed like a TEMPTRESS814 and smelled like
*Sugar. She walked into the club and went straight to
the Bartender_1 and ordered herself two drinks, a
Scotch(riani) and *Balitori*. She sat down on a
TreeStump and started to check the place out. Right
away this frmdude, who was strong like bambam(aoa), but
also kind of ^lumpy, walked up to her, trying to
B Elite, and said, "Hey Tweety, Im a Libra25, and you
sure are 1sweetgal. Right away she knew that this guy
was www.lame.com, but she tried to Keep(em) cool, but
she knew that this guy was BULL66, and full of BatGuano,
so she (SWE) exiled him, cause he was a bad habit. She
said "Hey Bubba_(Flavel), get away from me you Mutt(ley).
Before she knew it, it was Cuatro (7) in the morning and
the place was losing its Mystic5, and she didnt want to
Seymor(_Pussy), of the bar. When she left the bar, she
walked into a soda shop, cause it was the middle of
aug(ury)ust and it was hot out. She ordered herself a
Peaches cone and sat down at a table next to a very
white(y) guy. He was playing with a laptop, and she
figured that he was very into his (MSN~)PC(Guy). He was
eating (Jean)beans and right away introduced himself as
Jeff4fun. Right away she knew this guy was for her and
gave him angelkisses. Then they both said "let's get out
of here." Laughed and said "Jynx6" She left with him
cause she knew that this wasnt a Pussboy, but was as sweet
as a Ti_GG_ERR, and a (G)wyn-ner! She followed him back
to his apartment..."this is Mlabbe (my lobby), would you
like to come up?" She agreed cause she wanted to Netcee
his place. She walked into his apartment and was attacked
by his dog,^Davey. The guy walked out of his bedroom
holding a pair of handcuffs, that were made by the company
Jenee Inc. and Puddinz knew that this would be one fun night
....THE END
