My name is Michael, and I reside in the city of Augusta, Maine

   I am 28 years old, and I am currently employed in the receiving department of a large food service distributor. I am also a part time student (whenever I can pull myself away from the Waterbed). If I am not playing Acro, you may want to search for me at any concert in the North East. I also enjoy playing darts, following NASCAR, and just kicking back with a few good friends. Ever since my introduction to Acro, these are just a few of the people who have found great enjoyment in beating the living shit out of me on a regular basis.


TEMPTRESS814      - who would love nothing more than to see my lame ass dipped in bronze, then hung from the nearest "losers pole"
Bull66      - a guy who can Acro the pants off of William Shakespeare, and charm the panties off of most of the Waterbed women.
Jenee      - a girl that would surely find great pleasure in cuffing us all together, and whipping us all into screaming "Yes My Master, Please Beat Me Some More!".
Puddinz      - who always sends me running for my dictionary, and is so fast that I can never even get the cover opened!
BatGuano      - with a name that is defined in the Old Testement of Acro as "He who will kicketh thow asses".
Petite&Sweet      - always a strong player, and a lifetime member of the "Family & Friends of Reny's Club"! (it's a Maine thing, LOL).
      And who could ever leave out...
MSNPCGUY      - not on the Bed so much anymore, now kinda' like the "Man behind the curtain"  (we're off to see the Wizard!)
      And of course I save the best for last...
1Sweetgal      - Not only is she usually the best player in the room at any given time, she is a girl who has found a very special place in my heart. No matter how bad she may beat me, I always know that she will have her arms opened for me. I love this Gal!   Sweetie has become such a big part of my life. I know that no matter what distances come between us at the present time, we are destined to be together in the future.


If anybody feels left out don't worry, it's probably due to the fact you beat me so bad,that I am lying on the floor and don't even know my own name... LOL!   So next time you are on the Waterbed make sure to say Hi!, and until then look both ways before crossing the street, and give the Acro Bitch a good smack on the ass for me!






Mlabbe




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